Firstly might I give a 'thank-you' to Mr. K of 'Sparkster.net' fame for keeping you up-to-date with my whereabouts. He can officially use my blog for advertising any time he wants..If I were to give you a comprehensive report of all the goings on in these past two months then this blog might never end. Sufficient to say that due to some splendidly inept phone companies and law firms the much championed house move to BA1 has taken longer to fully settle then even Nostradamus could have predicted.
It is with these two companies in mind that I introduce you to a new feature of 'Simon Says': What's Hot/What's Shot. This, as the title suggests, will be a weekly column of what has impressed me and what has got my ire up. Readers are welcome to comment with their own suggestions (which will of course be subject to editing..by the editor).
The house move has simultaneously been coupled with my starting a Course in Personal Training. This basically entails two mornings a week in a classroom and the two corresponding afternoons working out. Its a hard life being a student, as I'm sure Mr. K will testify.
Also, to show that this site is up-to-date with all the latest news in the world, 'Simon Says' officially disapproves of such acts of vandalism as the firework that got set off in a newsagents in Bolton. Now I know that civilisation has yet to fully be realised up there, but that's no reason to endanger other people. And finally..this week's
What's Hot/What's Shot
What's Hot - Birthday boys Johnny McWatkins and Tim Smith
What's Shot - BT, Previously understood to mean 'British Telecom' now known as 'Bunch a' Tossers'
4 comments:
Your laziness knows no bounds. Go to the ant thou sluggard!
I am ashamed that I cannot live up to your BICENTENNIAL efforts..
Yes, I was a student.
I had lots of time on my hands.
Had I ran a blog back then, using all this spare time I would have maintained it.
http://www.sparkster.net
YAY! I'M HOT!
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