What's wrong Sir Alex - ice on the runway?

Those of you who know me will know I rarely vent my spleen or go off on one. Prepare yourselves for one belated entry into WHAT'S A HIT/WHAT'S SHIT: Dumb impotent Scottish fool

For getting away with bringing the beautiful game into such ugly disrepute. Despite his side getting the favour of referee Howard Webb, Alex 'red face' Ferguson had the sheer gall to accuse said official of bias towards Arsenal. Not only this but he also accused Arsenal fans of using threatening behaviour towards him and his precious staff. Its football you old cretin not the OPERA!

He's obviously never been to a grass roots game like I have. Down at the City opposition goalkeepers have to put up with all sorts of horrible abuse. There's a marked difference between having "WHO ATE ALL THE PIES? YOU FAT B*****D!" blasted in your face as is regularly witnessed at Twerton Park, and the quite amiable "I SAY! POOR SHOW OLD CHAP. THAT'S JUST NOT CRICKET!" that is the regular chant of my fellow custodians at the Emirates. Pipe down Alex its not good for your health at your age (as legendary radio commentator put it).