Tuesday, 28 August 2007

"Do you want to live?"

You may wonder what on earth I am blathering on about. Is this a philosophical question to get you all considering life and its brevity? Nay; am I just chucking in an ambiguous line to throw you off track? Wrong again. That is precisely the question I was asked by a woman of mature years whilst in the swimming pool for my weekly paddle. I kid you not.

There I was preparing for another strenuous lap of breast stroke and I get some bizarre lady from the twi-light zone. Not only this, but upon hearing my rather sensible answer of "Well, yes, I think I do thank-you." She then reposted with "I would like to go back in time." What - like Christopher Reeve in 'Somewhere in Time'?

So, do you like my new hat?


Honestly, you'd think there could have been a bit more originality..I tell this tale to warn you of unexpected dangers. In this case of unexpected crazy women. The Lesson hath ended.


1 comment:

Sean said...

I would like to assure fans of "Simon Says" that Simon is not dead, despite the lack of blogs.

He is alive and well, and the excuses given for not blogging can be put down to two things...

1) Laziness
2) Moving house

Last week, Mr Goater moved from BA2 to BA1. To fit in with the locals, he has ordered himself a butler, who amongst other things, will be blogging on his behalf. Expect an update from Simon, I mean Jeeves, in the next few days.

In the meantime, why not read my blog - http://www.sparkster.net. I manage to update it almost every day (sometimes more) without the need of any butler or slave. You can even read about some of Simon's adventures on it.