Suck Satan's cock!

The Bill Hicks sketch has lost none of its relevance today. Change the likes of MC Hammer for Simon Cowell or any of his pre-pubescent protégés.


Mr. Cowell goes into to see the Devil: "So Cowell, what can I do for you?" "Err, well Mr. Devil I was wondering if you could fix it for me to be famous and wealthy?" "SUCK SATAN'S COCK!"

"I can hear you out there Bieber. What do you want?" "I want all the little girls to like me and to make money and eat candy floss please your holiness?" "SUCK SATAN'S COCK!"

"Alright Ferguson, what is it now..?!"