A-merican Pop pop

Somewhere in this green and pleasant land there is a place, and it is a wonderful place. This place is far far away in a town called MK, or Milton Keynes to those who live there. This magical spot sells sweets, chocolate and rivers flowing with chocolate. It is Iraq American Soda and it sells this -


Yes, Mountain Dew. The mythical, stimulating drink that is full to the brim of caffeine. Like Sauron and his ring I crave the Dew, and all my will and power is bent on it. On behalf of Madeleine McCann and all the children that Angelina Jolie will never adopt, I plead with you to get this drink sold in supermarkets. You can make the difference to children like this.


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