Simon's Relegation watch.

This evening Premiership giants Newcastle 'Stripes' beat local rivals Middlesborough 'Reds' 3-1. 50-year old Nigerian Obafemi Martins (pictured on the left) scored the all important 2nd goal.

This dashes hopes of those wishing the 'Georidies' might be relegated this season. In fact 'Simon Says' can now exclusively reveal that they will be staying in the Premiership for another season at the expense of Hull 'Tigers' - Hurray!

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