Yes, I'm talking about Mr. K's supposed run of form at Bomberman. Watkins and I were left less then satisfied. How are we meant to improve if our opponent's challenge is at best sporadic..
This though is the least of Mr. K's worries. He should be almightily concerned about the lawsuit coming his way. What lawsuit? you may ask. Well read on..
Crime no.1: Excessive spamming of my phone through the medium of both text and voicemail. Date: Friday, July 13.
Time: Between the hours of 20:00pm and 23:00pm.
Example: Lurid screeching left on my voicemail.
Crime no.2: Unnecessary imtimidation to narrate my weekly blog.
Date: Everyday.
Time: Constant.
Example: "Blog." Me: "Yes, when I have the time." Mr. K: "No, now! If not then I will batter you with my maice." Me: *In tears* "Whatever you say Mr. K, whatever you say. Just don't hurt me.."
I think you'll agree that both those exhibits are more then sufficent evidence for Mr. K's indictment. Who knows, perhaps my admissions will enable other bloggers to also come forward with tales of his infamous scare tactics.
Apart from these harrowing events I also spent time with Messers Watkins, Scaramanga and Uzele this weekend. Not forgetting the Yid who I accompanied to view the new 'Harry Potter' flick. It was reasonable fare and I am glad I went.
And finally..this Friday I travel to Twerton Park to see the Mighty Whites of Bath City take on Bristol Rovers in a football match already billed as "On this Friday."
It is a sign of the man I am that I am even in the same city as my afore-mentioned aggressor. Not only this but he will also be at the ground! I will need to have all my wits about me to stave off his lairey behaviour. Wish me well readers, I will need all the luck I can get. Till next time..hopefully..
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