Thursday night: No internet for a week.
Friday: Cursing my luck as I was going to buy presents online.
Saturday: The lovely Jemma reminds me I can upgrade my dinosaur phone for one with internet.
Sunday: I eat a carvery and Xmas pudding with relatives.
Monday: I pick up Xperia Neo. Told off by Jemma for calling it 'Nero'.
Tuesday (Today): I blog from my fancy new phone!