Wednesday 31 March 2010

If Carlsberg did theme parks

Welcome to Alton Towers! We have combined our 2 best rides in 'Nemesis' and 'Oblivion' to give you the best roller-coaster yet - 'Oblivious'.





During the ride you will be 'oblivious' to everything going on around you as you try not to have a heart attack.

Which is what Arsenal fans will be experiencing from about 19:45 p.m. tonight..

3 comments:

Sean said...
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Sean said...

As a Bath City & Leeds fan, I find matchdays more like sitting in a dentist surgery waiting room...you know something horrible is going to happen and you'll feel pain, you're just not sure when it'll happen.

goatman-g said...

As I shut my eyes whenever I go on a roller-coaster the uncertainty over timing is applicable in that instance too. *Tightens jaw tightens jaw..GRITS TEETH!*