Liverpool 3 Man United 1

To the tune of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal - "Nani are you ok? Are you ok Nani? You've been hit by, you've been struck by Jamie Carragher!"

Mr. Smith and I went to 'Beau Nash' formally known as the 'Littan Tree' to watch Liverpool against Man United. I had been up early working at the gym, so I was grateful for the chance to get some food. The food cost me money, but we got entertained for free!

Thank-you Man United for bowing to King Kenny. That, as well as a large proportionate quantity of cocktails made for a good afternoon spent with the intoxicant Mr. Smith.

Oh and Sir Ferguson has banned the club from talking to the media. Can someone please put the cuddly toy back in his pram..?