Name and shame

It appears that to be the world's best referee you have to be an enormous bellend and prone to giving Manchester United highly dubious penalties. Step forward Howard Webb the pleb.


Next we have a bloated shipwreck of a man who bases his decisions on how loudly an incident causes him to fart. I give you Phil Dowd the Proud.


And finally, basing his refereeing instinct on how much of a certain Scot's bodily fluids are likely to enter his orifices...I bring to you the beady-eyed testicle of Satan - Mike Deiner the Weiner!