Not very Bright..

Many celebrities use 'Twitter' to let Jonny Q public know what's going on in their weight-loss drug-addled minds. In Mark Bright's case this landed him in hot water as he posted a song about John Terry's latest in a line of many indiscretions.




The cool and hip BBC presenter was reprimanded and issued an apology to Wayne Bridge and the England captain. I find it sad that freedom of speech has been overtaken by brain dead political correctness. That said I am a law-abiding citizen and understand that John Terry must be allowed some decency...So here's the song:

"Chel-sea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wives with John Ter-ry,
His dad sells crack his mum drinks tea
and he cries when he mis-ses a pen-al-ty.."