Sky Sports United F.C.

Those of you who know me will not be surprised to learn that I am less then amused with all the current fuss about the anniversary of the Man United Air travesty. Despite this I am not going to stoop to their level and use my blog to abuse the occasion. In fact, as a tribute I am going to advertise the club in my own special way...


SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where wife beaters, rapists and alcoholics are all on the books.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where a star player is a Portuguese bi-sexual.


SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where another star player has intercourse with a granny.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where the manager gets away with speeding because of the club lawyers.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where referees get demoted a division after the manager complains about their performance.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where absurd amounts of injury time appear when you aren't winning.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Where a highly dubious penalty is never far away.

SUPPORT MANCHEATERS UNITED - Where a powerful TV station is not seen to be in conflict of interests despite owning a stake in your club.

SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED - Because everyone else does..