The kids aren't all right..

One matter I left out of my last blog was the nature of what was, at time of writing, my most recent visit to the Bath Leisure Centre swimming pool. Usually when I arrive for my Tuesday swim I am greeted enthusiastically by the staff and have a select group of the city's young ladies throwing rose petals where I tred.
Last week I decided to pleasure the staff and fellow aquatic members of the public with a special appearance on Friday. With the usual reception I receive in mind, imagine my horror when upon entering the changing rooms I was greeted with the ill-disciplined, high-pitched breying of local school children. Now I am a reasonable man and understand that sometimes young children take time to learn to respect their nobles, but these deliquents were what I am reliably informed to be, of primary school age.
For those of you distraught at this tale of my discomfort please do not distress yourselves unduly. I have a happy ending to this saga! I have since returned to my local baths and found everything in a much improved state. School urchins - minimal; volume levels - reduced. Please take this opportunity to celebrate and thank the gods that no serious damage was done to my tolerance level! That is all. Till we meet again stay pure my pretties!