Massage please!

Well, its been about a week since I last posted. So what has happened in that week? On Saturday night I went to Mr. K's for some (alledgedly) harmless Goldeneye and Bomberman. Mr. K showed his now legendary violent streak after being humiliated at Goldeneye by Byron, White and me. I had merely handed out a summary exection to Mr. K and he responded by hurling a controller pad at my head. After 32 stitches and an embarrassed explanation from my assailant to the doctors at A & E, my head was back to normal.

Apart from my skull fracture the weekend was a good one. Mainly because of this:

Yes, that's Arsenal's Thierry Henry consoling Liverpool's Steven Gerrard after Arsenal's 3-1 victory at Anfield, Liverpool's ground. This result was in the F.A. Cup. Based on the 6-3 scoreline last night in the Carling Cup I suggest that all Gerrard's friends and family should ensure that sleeping tablets, paracetomol, and such hazardous narcotics are kept well away from Steven. Also, it might be wise to hide the kitchen knives. I say this purely for the England midfielder's well being and with no thought of rubbing the result into any perusing Scousers ;)

The week has been quite quiet apart from that. The only incident of note being the loss of a vital component for my goggles. I can only apologize for the inadvertant rubbing up of my body to anyone who might have been in the Bath Sports Centre swimming pool on Tuesday. I'm can assure you it was not an attempt at foreplay...