Tuesday 8 November 2011

Occupation


When I first saw the tents in Queen's Square and the "Occupy Bath" signs I was worried that students might be about to carry out a military coup. It didn't take me long to realise how unlikely that would be though as students are far more likely to get militant about coup-ons.

Apparently its got something to do with capitalism and the National Health Service. Perhaps if nurses and doctors stopped charging off to Millets to buy the latest camping equipment each time they missed a tea break we wouldn't have these problems in the first place.

Patient: "Doctor, why's my bellybutton bleeding?"
Disinterested, recently graduated high-flying expert in medicine: "Quiet! Let me order my Gazebo in peace.."

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