Thursday 16 December 2010

Merry Christmas Miss Semadeni

We all remember tales from our grandparents of how the Swiss helped us win World War II make the best chocolate. Well they also provide the best girlfriends.

Miss Semadeni is part Swiss and part Scottish so she's punctual and likes fighting the English. She is also, however, lovely. So lovely that if anyone can suggest any films for her to watch then please leave a message. (No Arsenal films apparently and none of "your foreign sh*t")

4 comments:

Sean said...

So this is out the question then?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0031055/

goatman-g said...

Most definitely. Think anything with even just "arse" in the title would be too close.

Sean said...

That rules out your entire DVD collection then.

goatman-g said...

Yes, shame Jemma'll miss out on classics like "Lord of the Arse" and "Dr. StrangeArse".