WESLEEEEEYYYYY NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Does anyone know the number of a good therapist? I have literally been sobbing nonstop for the last half hour. In an event that parallels some of the famous tragedies of recent times Wesley Michael Brown has retired from international football. Gutted.



In other news Paul Scholes - what the hell?! Anyone who watched his post match interview after the Community Shield knows what I'm talking about. Perhaps his way of helping the community is by being a figurehead for a wide variety of differently abled support groups.



Also, to the young lady who attempted to make me spill my Starbucks by groping my arse. Ha! Didn't work. Nothing stops me from drinking a mocha.