It is still likely England will qualify from their group, but the sorry excuse for "one of the best sides in world football" are yet again showing that no amount of sycophantic press drivel makes a mediocre team great.
Hwill Hwheaton says it best: "Considering that England was supposed to be the Death Star to USA's Alderaan, I'm damn happy with the draw."
In other news Jemma has the tiniest toe I've ever seen in my life. It's so small that its almost not there. If I was a mean and nasty person I'd put her in the circus. Actually, now that I think about it...
England's biggest fan of the U.S of A out
p.s. The last paragraph about the circus was just a joke. Yes, you can remove the chainsaw from my head now, thank-you.