Monday 18 January 2010

In your Prime.

2010 is only 2 weeks old, and it is already destined to include a prominent occasion before summer begins. "What is it?" you may ask. "The finals of Celebrity Big Brother or the Champions League? Accrington Stanley's Got Talent?"

Thrice nay. It is the battle between the Alco-Scot and the Posh Tory Tw*t for control of the country - the General Election.





Young people in Britain today are currently too disaffected to vote or care. This is backed up by statistics that show of people aged between 18-34, over half a million more voted for the Big Brother final then the general election in 2005. Just like Pete Doherty and a full syringe though, old folk remain vigilant around voting stations when election day comes.

I have an answer to the youthful malaise. It combines reality TV with the election in a grand display of all that's great in English society. 'I'M AN MP VOTE ME OUT OF HERE'.

Imagine the grinning P.R. junkie you see starting rubber duck races (and posing for photos with anyone with a camera) around your city eating earthworms and milking crocodiles in an Indonesian jungle to win your votes.



This would leave MPs too busy restoring their credibility to spend the taxpayer's money on cleaning moats and 2nd houses. It also reduces the chances of crazy minorities voting in Abdullah Al Hussein to cities like Birmingham or Jonny Q Nazi up North. Vote 'Jungle'..

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